thanks, Seventh Sanctum
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
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All righty then! I will reserve Nonon for you in that case.
One more month.
"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”
theres a fly on my screen
Sometimes when nobody else is home i like to sit on eggs. I pretend im their bird mommy and i wait for my bird husband to come home. He never does. I normally just end up sitting on an egg for an hour and then i wake up covered in egg yolk. When will my bird husband return